Woman is at a maternity hospital in lot of pain.
Her husband strokes her back and says, *"I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"*
She smiles and innocently says, *"Don't worry sweetheart. It's not your fault.".....*
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Absolute classic.
Judge to prostitute : “So when did you realize you were raped?”
Prostitute : “When the Cheque bounced!”
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A nun went to her head nun and complained, " I have been raped... What shall I do?"
Head Nun replied, " Go and
have the most bitter of the tea without milk or sugar..."
Nun asked," Will that bring my honour back....?"
"NO", said the Head Nun :- "But it will take away the happy and satisfied look from your face...."
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Her husband strokes her back and says, *"I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"*
She smiles and innocently says, *"Don't worry sweetheart. It's not your fault.".....*
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Absolute classic.
Judge to prostitute : “So when did you realize you were raped?”
Prostitute : “When the Cheque bounced!”
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A nun went to her head nun and complained, " I have been raped... What shall I do?"
Head Nun replied, " Go and
have the most bitter of the tea without milk or sugar..."
Nun asked," Will that bring my honour back....?"
"NO", said the Head Nun :- "But it will take away the happy and satisfied look from your face...."
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Good jokes
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