Ramya Rani Jokes 2

A gorgeous shapely girl was lying nude in a hospital bed….

Suddenly a young man came
in, pulled back the sheet and examined her closely.
Whats the verdict? she asked.
He replied, I dont know, youll have to ask the doctor that,
Im only the window cleaner.
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Q: Why Do Girls Put On Weight After Losing Virginity..??
???
Ans: B’coz Every Banana Contains 308 calories

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A boy girl go 4 shoping.

Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

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Management Student kisses a girl
Girl – Whats is this .?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING
Girl Slaps D Boy..
Boy – What is this??
Girl this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK..

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Two ladies talking to each other…
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Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?

Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule.

Lady 1: What is it?

Lady 2: Sex will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not!!!

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2 Teenage girls in a changing Room..

talking about their private parts…

1st girl-doN’t you have hairs on your pussy??

thE 2nd girl replied- Dear have U ever seen grass on a busy Highway!!!!

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What is the similarity between man mouse ?
Both of them are in the search of hole !