Jokes of May month tamil sex stories

Englishman to Sardar: Hello how do you do?
Sardar: Mostly in Front, sometime in d Back, occasionally in Mouth and
rarely by Hand
Now you tell me how do u do


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If Sania Mirza starts to write a book.... What will be the name of the
book ???
..
..
"MY JOURNEY FROM INDIAN TENNIS TO PAKISTANI PENIS".


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A girl's status at fb-

Weird Day
'A guy came up to me and told me he would give me an iPhone if I sleep with
him. How ridiculous'

Uploaded via iPhone..

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A Man & Cockroach Were Talking.
Man: “I Have Penis That Three TimeLonger Than
Your Whole Body”

Cockroach: “And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder
Than You Can

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New Couple Kept having sex 24x7.
They Became weak but didn't Stop..
They Consulted a Doctor..
Doc Said: Have Sex only on those dayz which have
'R' in it..
ie,ThuRsday,FRi day or SatuRday.. Couple Agreed..
On Monday Husbnd Asks his Wife..Darling whats the
Day Today?
Wife givs a Naughty smile&says..
"somvaaR" !!!!!