Sex jokes 1

cock in girl mouth

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6 long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush,

sexy womens clothes

Women’s life is very hard in clothes
morning – wash clothes,
Noon – dry clothes,
Evening – iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night – search clothes

sexy girls are like radio

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth speaker,my left boobs tuner, right boobs volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound.
Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Women is the best vehicle in the world

Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front – 2 bumpers!
Back – 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!

common between the SUN WOMENs UNDERWEAR

what”s common between the SUN WOMEN”S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night

Ramya rani jokes

Jokes from ramyarani’s friends

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

bra is tightening on seeing a boy

Girl 2 mom.
GIRL : Mom my bra get tighten when i see that boy.
MOM : Then Next time u dont wear the bra, his pant would tightn

tamil girl ask for fuck fast quick chennai

A tamil girl from chennai fucking with two boys asking to fuck fast and sucking the cock of one boy and getting fucked in her pussy and ass hole in chennai

jay: Antha fb chennai vid..than
ramya rani: the girl is very hot , she needs to be fucked hard
jay: Kanji varumnu pathen.. Hmm illa..
ramya rani: i thought she wil sit on top and jump
jay: Atleast 20mins vid irundha nalla masterbt pannalam.. Itha pathu sunni thookuthu.. Bt..
Sema drugs la irukka pola..
ramya rani: i dont think
jay: Konjam thin ah irukka.. Structure not bad nu sollalam.. Enna nalla adivangura item pola thonuthu..
Real feel varala.. Athan
ramya rani: no, i also will moan like this while getting fucked in ass
jay: I cant see, guys fucking n her ass..
ramya rani: the first man tried , but she dint allow
jay: Oho..
Punda nalla aappam mathiri, lids illama shape irukka oru 32 age aunty vid irundtha try pannu.. Chumma nude ah pathale thanni varanum..
ramya rani: oh
jay: Enkitta antha mathiri oru chennai maami vid irukku.. Clits theriyum.. Bt ava punda fulla hair irukkum..athan